celebrity carries the Olympic torch
normal fan: Awh! look at him! So proud.
Whovians: CRYING BECAUSE MATT DIDN'T BURN DOWN THE CITY SO PROUD
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised.
My family has the weirdest conversations.
Me: Loki turned into a woman a bunch of times and had kids. And an eight-legged horse. So he's a crazy, half-giant, crossdressing trickster god ... wants to be a god
Sister: Well, he turns into the opposite gender. So not crossdressing. So does that make him straight or gay? Or transgender?
Me: ....
Mom: What does he like when he's a man?
Me: I don't know.
Sister: Not transvestite, they like the opposite. Male lesbian.
Me: Hmm.. what would you call someone who can magically switch back and forth?
Sister: Maybe he likes men but turns into a woman so it's less awkward?
Mom: Then he's not gay because he's a woman.
